Here is the conversation:
Me: (set items up on table to check out) "Hi"
CVS Lady : "Wow, so when are you due?"
Me: (smiling brightly) "August"
CVS Lady: "Nooo, you've got to be due sooner than that, you are so big."
Me: (losing smile) "Nope as far as I know its still August"
CVS: "Well is it twins?"
Me: (starting to get a little ill) "No, just one..."
CVS: "Are you sure??"
Me: (no smile at all, getting pissed. After five zillion ultrasounds, I'm sure they missed my second kid) "Pretty darn"
CVS: "Well it must be a huge baby then?"
Me: (I just glare at her, wondering if she has any etiquette at all) no answer
CVS: "Is it a boy?"
Me: (just wanting it to be over) "mmm hmm"
CVS: " OH, well thats why you look so big, boys are all out front."
Me: "I had no idea" and take my bags and jet outta there
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
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WOW! Some people just don't think...and also don't know when to zip it! I would have stomped on her foot and pulled her hair!! Just kidding!
ReplyDeleteYou should have (and in this order):
ReplyDeletea) given her that "huh?" look
b) told her that when you take "unicorn tonenail extracts" it looks like your baby boy is a little bigger than normal
c) given her a gift card to Rose Nail and told her to ask them if she can get you the # to the Chinese Acrobats!!! ;-)
Love you & can't wait to see you soon!! Paige
HAH...are you kidding me? What is WRONG with people! Well...the due date IS getting closer and with that comes all the fun and EXCITEMENT! I am still thrilled for you guys. Can't wait to see some pics once you upload them too:-)
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